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[awakeywakey]

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[knaval]

hey v
how r u doin?
last week sucked :(

[awakeywakey]

[ If not for Itsuki, he wouldn't know what the hell to do with this device right now, but after a while and some clicking (which may have sent Riptide the slew of odd emojis ) Viago manages to actually reply. ]

You are telling me! Amerika is crazy!! WHY!!

In New Zealand the worst that happens is wooly sheep in the way of traffic :(

HOW ARE YOU???

[knaval]

aww that sounds so cute though

i got blown up waaaaay too many times for my liking

did you get out unscathed?

[awakeywakey]

Sheep are very cute! As long as you get away from the horny kind.

No, I waz killed one time I think :( I don't remember vety much abokt it.

What does this mean, blown up?

[ WOW he was not expecting that to feel so easy in writing. ]

[knaval]

oh that's good at least, i don't remember much about getting blown up
was it by someone bad? i can go kill them back for you

i caught a missile


with my face

[awakeywakey]

No!! It waz not their fauly I do not thinj but I am touched by your offer :) :)

Ok it sounds like you need maybe a night among some friends perhaps to wind down? Owww!

I would also like to help if you would like that.

[knaval]

ok
if they give you more trouble let me know
people get weird about non-humans sometimes its stupid

haha i won't say no
i didn't have a chance to get sauced yet
we can go out!!

[awakeywakey]

I shall. You make me wish I could be just as strong! To offer you the same! But I am not :( Perhaps if someone is looking bad to you, I can help them??? Or?? Perhaps one day you are not feeling up to cleaning your space? I can do that for you!

By sauced do you mean you want to drink a lot of alcohol?

[knaval]

im no stronger than anyone else, i'm just big
you would probably be better in human on human fighting. i barely know how to throw a punch properly with bones :/

thanks tho you're too kind

yes :) the drink is like a sauce, right?

[awakeywakey]

Haha! A friend of mine taught me a few moves for self defense but I don't think I am practiced enough. Perhaps we can practice together and figure it out? :)

I shall buy you a drink or two! It sounds like you deserve it! :) A time at night and a place and I shall be there for you, Riptide!!! :) I am glad you contacted me!

[knaval]

oh yes that's a good idea
i have a gun but what if i don't have it one day!!!

haha!! you're so nice to me!! i think we both need it though. the murdered club :(

[awakeywakey]

It would be good to know!! Perhaps I show you the moves I know! And then are there classes or a dojo around here in Nonah??

I cannot drink, though I am happy to buy this for you! Also I can make sure you return home safely after you have as much as you would like! :)

[knaval]

ohhh we can do a movie trade, that would be fun!!!

[riptide has finally expanded his horizons from the muppets.]

i'm not sure but we can probably find out easily

can you not drink? i don't want you to come out and have to deal with a bunk of drunken idiots sober :( it's fine we can just watch movies and stuff

[awakeywakey]

Movies!! YES!!

[ Ok, but he likes chick flicks, Riptide. Many a date with a woman has ended with him soaked in blood and finishing off a movie because he was invested in whether Bridget Jones would choose that dastardly Hugh Grant or the handsome Colin Firth. They are almost definitely watching Bridget Jones and/or Love Actually, assuming they have either at Floormart. Barring that, anything with a woman looking flustered or sneaky on the cover will probably do. ]

Do you have a television set? If not you are welcome in my flat!

[knaval]

[riptide has a high level of tolerance for ba movies, mercifully.]

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don't right now, i can come to yours
do you want me to pick anything up on the way?